- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

im @ work, LOL.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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