- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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