Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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John Cena

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A person from Singapore eats

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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