- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Microwave

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what is orange? an orange

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??