a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Rick santorum

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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