Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

child labor

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Anti Joke

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