A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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I have aids

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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