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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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