- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

My parents died!

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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