- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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