- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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