i like men but im not gay

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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roy g biv

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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