- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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