a man walked into a bar....

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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The Big Band Theory

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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