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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Call of Duty is a good game.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away