- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A house comes around the corner.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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