Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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im saul and i love cock

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