Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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alert("Hello");

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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