- Anti Joke

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house