Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Jovan

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

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