What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Anti Joke

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