Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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