Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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