What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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