the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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