A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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