Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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