- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A car walks into a bar.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Tim and Eric

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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