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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

I am very humble.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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