- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

i like it in the mouth

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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