- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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