Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down +26

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops