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Your face

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Knock knock

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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