My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

how did the man die he didnt

Ron Paul for President!

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Women can vote? wtf

Stop. Seriously stop.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

My name is Jeff

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

An Artic Storm.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Happy Monday!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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