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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I love pissing people off :P

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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