- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where's the soap?

The Moon Landing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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