- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

roses are red violets are indigo

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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