awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Morning wood.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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