- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Women's Rights

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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