- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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