When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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women's rights, lol

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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