What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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