Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

wanna here a joke? you.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

hi

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...