- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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