- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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