- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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