- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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