- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

you suck

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

The dewey decimal system

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Anti Joke

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