- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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