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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Yanter, Look it up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Bags of delicious poop.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

hi bye

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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