- Anti Joke

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.