- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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