- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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