- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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