why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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women's rights

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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girls basketball

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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