What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

my gramma died

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A Sloth runs...

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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