What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

a seal walks into a club.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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