- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

oh no, i've lost my tractor

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