- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

women's rights

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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