let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

people magazine

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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