What did death say to life? Go die

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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