- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

a man walked into a bar....

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why are balck people black because they are

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Barack Obama

Diarrhea

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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