What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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