- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Mitt Romney

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Stop procrastinating.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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