What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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a ab

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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VAL SUCKS

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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don't read this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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