- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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