What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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