An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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