Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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