-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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