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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Morning wood.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.