- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

no really what are ur names?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Barack Obama.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A jew enters a mall.

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