- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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