Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Where's my tractor?

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Anti Joke

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