Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

no really what are ur names?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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