- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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