- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the

anus

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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