I have an erection My mom!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Punching a baby

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Logan's gay

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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