Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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snooki

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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