- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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