Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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