What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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