What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

every knight i see an owl at window

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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