- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

charlie sheen

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A French man gets into a fight

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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