- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

a man walked into a bar....

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Pineapple.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Diarrhea

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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