how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Jews

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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