- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

The truth is he loves her!!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

This sentence is a lie.

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