- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A women in the kitchen.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

You all have Aids

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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