- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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