- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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