- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Testicles.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Do you play piano? No

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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