Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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The dewey decimal system

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Title IX

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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