- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A black student graduated High School

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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