- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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