- Anti Joke

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

what's white and sticky semen

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too