- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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